From 857e2e8e4f2f5c901c9854ac2ce5e1d9cc8f1cb3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: = <=>
Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2012 22:22:32 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] Transmogrifying - sequence five initiated.

---
 templates/404.html | 14 ++++++++++----
 templates/500.html | 41 ++++++++++++++++++++++++-----------------
 2 files changed, 34 insertions(+), 21 deletions(-)
diff --git a/templates/404.html b/templates/404.html
index 3b54376..ae07e60 100644
--- a/templates/404.html
+++ b/templates/404.html
@@ -1,10 +1,16 @@
-<!DOCTYPE html>
 <html>
 <head>
-
+    <link rel="stylesheet" href="http://twitter.github.com/bootstrap/assets/css/bootstrap.css">
 </head>
 <body>
-<img src="{{ STATIC_URL }}img/500.png" alt="404"/>
-
+<div class="container">
+    <div class="row">
+        <div class="alert alert-error">
+            <strong>That's a 404..</strong>
+            <p>Something's not where it should be..</p>
+        </div>
+        <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QqaQ_Bhgmrc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
+    </div>
+</div>
 </body>
 </html>
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/templates/500.html b/templates/500.html
index 630a1e7..ea4baac 100644
--- a/templates/500.html
+++ b/templates/500.html
@@ -1,19 +1,26 @@
-{% extends "admin/base_site.html" %}
-{% load i18n %}
-{% load url from future %}
+<html>
+<head>
+    <link rel="stylesheet" href="http://twitter.github.com/bootstrap/assets/css/bootstrap.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<div class="container">
+    <div class="row">
+        <div class="alert alert-error">
+        <strong>That's a 500..</strong>
 
-{% block breadcrumbs %}
-<div class="breadcrumbs">
-    <a href="{% url 'admin:index' %}">{% trans 'Home' %}</a>
-    &rsaquo; {% trans 'Server error' %}
+        <p>This means something's gone wrong under the hood.</p>
+        </div>
+        <p>Emails have been sent and meetings have been scheduled.
+        <blockquote>
+            We'll round-table, brainstorm and apply some blue-sky thinking. We'll have her sorted, lickety
+            split.
+        </blockquote>
+        </p>
+
+        <p>
+            <img src="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4003020/500.png" alt="500"/>
+        </p>
+    </div>
 </div>
-{% endblock %}
-
-{% block title %}{% trans 'Server error (500)' %}{% endblock %}
-
-{% block content %}
-<h1>{% trans 'Server Error <em>(500)</em>' %}</h1>
-<p>{% trans "There's been an error. It's been reported to the site administrators via e-mail and should be fixed
-    shortly. Thanks for your patience." %}</p>
-<img src="{{ STATIC_URL }}/img/500.png" alt="500"/>
-{% endblock %}
+</body>
+</html>
\ No newline at end of file
